I mean im not gonna lie i was laughin my ass off when i seen this.....but the bitch stepped it up and did her thang in her performance...go bitch!!!!!!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Kanye West's Apology after VMAs
So after the corny stunt he pulled at the VMAs dude does the right thing and apologizes (half assed but its an apology) supposably dude had been drinking hennessy before the show check it out...
I mean im not gonna lie i was laughin my ass off when i seen this.....but the bitch stepped it up and did her thang in her performance...go bitch!!!!!!
I mean im not gonna lie i was laughin my ass off when i seen this.....but the bitch stepped it up and did her thang in her performance...go bitch!!!!!!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Dude gets Dropped
Was all that necessary? I mean dag first time he got thrown should've been enough...
Jeremih "Birthday Sex" Video
I love, love, LOVE this song and to be honest I'm not into the whole watching music videos anymore because mainly a lot of the songs either suck or the video sucks and it kinda ruins the song to me. So watching this video made me see Jeremih for the first time and there's nothing worse than seeing a video that you love and the singer ends up being a hissing roach you don't ever want to see again but YOU LOVE THE song so i'm glad this guy is something for sore eyes....
Friday, May 29, 2009
Kevin Hart Standup Clip
This dude is under rated something crazy he literally had me crying and about to pass out from laughing so hard I recommend this to anyone who loves him in the movies he's in...
Worst Ambulance Ride
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LMAO...i wouldn't know what to do had this happened in front of me
Eminem and 50 Cent on Album Together
Is it me or is Eminem beefin up a little bit?
“They been talking about that sh– for years,” Whoo Kid said. “We even talked about it in the mixtape format. It’s an incredible situation [that] I hope one day goes down. Who wouldn’t want to see that? I don’t know what they gonna call that. I remember Em joked about that, ‘Let’s call it Ebony and Ivory.’ Society is gonna have to force these guys to do it … the scheduling, Em’s album, 50’s album — it’s all scheduling. We’ve talked about it the last three, four years. You would want to see it, right?”
Either way its going platinum it would make sense....
Bad Boy Curse is P.Diddy Curse
I thought I was the only one that could really see that all Bad Boy artists have had one really good album and then they're gone! Seems that Livesteez has pulled some info that backs up my hunch. Check out Livesteez' article for moreYou know I'm a firm believer in what goes around comes around and its not looking good for Diddy bop especially after Shyne gets out the pen.
Better use that Harvard degree for something and find another day job homeboy!
Friday, May 22, 2009
5 Officers Fired for Beating Caught on Camera
Its a shame that some people take their little bit of power and abuse it, then they wonder why they got a bad rep look to your LEFT HOMEBOY!
Beyonce "Ego" Music Video
Is it me or is the same video as Put a Ring on it? Can we get something else going on maybe, a storyline some male figures, possibly no Beyonce...LOL
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Ocean 7 "So Much Swagg" Video
Can someone tell me what's the point of this video at least the part where chick is naked throughout the video? I was into it till i saw ass and titties bouncin in front of me like i was at a strippy....
Saturday, May 16, 2009
New Tyrese "Take Me Away"
The only reason i posted this montrosity is hoping some thoughtful Soul will rally up a petition for Tyrese to get back to his regular SWEET LADY days.... and not use those crappy sound effects..plz don't kill R&B too!
Head Start Teacher Kicks 5-yr Old in Mouth
Check out this Douche bag who kicked a 5 -yr old in the mouth, while she was laying on her cot for nap time, because she did not ask permission to use the bathroom.
'The episode that launched the investigation occurred on April 16. Mikel Blue, a 5-year-old preschooler, told authorities that she went to the restroom during nap time without permission, when she returned, Dorvil kicked her in the mouth as she rested on her cot. Mikel's mother, Cynthia Blue, said that her daughter returned home from school that day with blood on her blouse and a busted lip.'
I hope that mother marched her ass into that school and kicked his ass or at least attempted to...what grown ass man would do that to a little girl?
Sergeant Ivan Silva of Miami-Dade Schools Police confirmed that a Head Start staffer told detectives that two other students complained that Dorvil kicked them earlier this year. The employee failed to report the allegations once details of the abuse surfaced. Florida law states that any suspicions of child abuse or neglect are to be reported through the abuse hot line.After the two boys who were kicked -both 5-years-old- and their parents were interviewed by detectives, Dorvil "admitted to those incidents, and that's why he was charged," Silva said.
I hope that staffer gets charged too, i hope they feel like shit !!!
Madonna Ft. Lil Wayne "Revolver"
I'm not much of a fan of either of these artists but i must say I will be bumpin this song in my car, once i seen that both of them were on this song i hesitated to even listen to it but neither of their vocal personas if you will, came out too strong as sometimes they do...neways listen for yourself Lil Wayne Feat. Madonna - Triggerman (FULL version)
Rihanna Ft Lady Gaga "Silly Boy" Chris Brown Diss
Okay so I know I'm a little late but it's about time she got her shots back she could've came a little harder but that's me....Rihanna ft. Lady Gaga - Silly BoyWednesday, May 13, 2009
Reasons Not to Reenlist in the Army
So this is a list someone very close to me wrote about reenlisting in the Army While a lot of it I can definitely understand i can't completely agree w/ everything but once you live that lifestyle Your Opinion should definitely count for something that's why I pass this on to inform anyone who might even "THINK" about joining just read some of this list, definitely made me want to slap someone...carry on
In case you're wondering what this is, its a list I wrote over the last couple of years to help remind me of why I shouldn't reenlist. Because there was a time when I really did want to do nothing else except this job. But the Army or 4ID or whoever was in charge kept giving me the shaft time and time again and I felt that I needed reminders in case I happened to accidently forget and end up signin somethin I shouldn't have. Most of this was written before I was promoted to Sgt and some was even written before my Platoon Sgt made me a team leader, which is when alot of my thinking changed, or at least all of my anger was just focused upon the privates through some serious "Quality time". One day I was told to give the privates a class, it was like at the end of a Friday, the poor bastards had had every class imaginable throughout the week and were sick and tired of seein me just as much as I was of them. But nevertheless, we were all standin around not doin shit like we always were and "They" (leadership, ncos, whoever) didnt like it. So I gathered everyone up and decided to read off what I had written at the time as my class. They thought it was fuckin hilarious but the NCOs didn't, they said it was "demoralizing" and lectured me. I STAND BY MY DECISION, so fuck it.
Reasons why NOT to reenlist
Let me explain somethin before you read this, i dont know if this is gonna get passed around, i may or may not get in trouble i really dont care. but before i start you’re gonna see the word POG alot, People Other than Grunts are everywhere, chances are you met one and didnt know it. these motherfuckers are the ones with jobs like water purifyer, MPs, communications, field artillery, supply, cooks, tankers, and so on. If you’re not Infantry or Special Forces then you’re FUCKING SUPPORT, THE WHOLE REASON YOU HAVE A JOB IS BECAUSE OF ME! YOU'RE A GODDAMN CIVILIAN WHO FOR WHATEVER REASON HAS THE HONOR AND FUCKING PRIVELAGE OF WEARING MY UNIFORM!!!! there are 2 exceptions tho, medics, in iraq our platoon medic Spc Kyle Krull was down on the ground with us every GOD FORSAKEN step of the way, if we were suckin, HE was suckin. its because of him that i gained a new found respect for medics. and if an Army bitch marries an 11B she revokes her POG status. but POGs are everywhere and are always the ones who do NOTHING, yet come back home and tell their families all kinds of crazy war stories, rest assured, they did NOTHING in iraq except hog up the phones and hog up the computers so that REAL soldiers could not communicate with their friends and families, THANK YOU YOU PIECES OF SHIT. if celebrities came to visit, it were the POGs they saw. these guys are worthless, SO if you know or meet a soldier (and the same applies to Marines) before you listen to anything they have to say, i want you to ask, what is your job, if they say INFANTRY, SF, or COMBAT MEDIC, by all means hug them, they’ve earned it. they have busted their ASSES in some way or another to where they should own their own fucking STATE! but if they say ANY FUCKING THING else and chances are they will, KICK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING N U T S and call them a little BITCH FOR JOINING THE ARMY/MARINES to be a FUCKIN MECHANIC OR LAUNDRY SERVICE OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT THEY SAY! then tell them how you’re going to shoot their parents for raising such a worthless SNIVELING VAG, nuff said
1 They won't let you go to Airborne school unless you reenlist
2 They won’t let you go to Ranger school unless you reenlist
3 They’ll send you right back to Iraq for a 2nd, 3rd and 4th tour
4 Privates are starting to get away with murder and they're all FUCKING FRIENDS with their leadership
5 23Jun07, they woke you up at 5am (on a Sat) for somethin you and your men didn’t do, it was an all day event for you and over 100 other guys because some asshole you never hang out with wanted to beat his wife and kid the night before
6 Your first Sat back from Iraq POGs woke you and everyone else up to clean the barracks, because those pieces of shit have nothin better to do, i guess they don't know how to work a mop either
7 Roadmarches
8 Theres a serious lack of pride in 1-67AR, its run by POGs, its not ok to be FUCKIN INFANTRY, while in 1-22IN POGs knew there place amongst us 11B GODS
9 After 3 months of trying to get a fuckin signature for laser eye surgery (which is suppose to be free in the army) you finally got the paper back just for them to say you can’t get it 3 days later
10 You have asthma
11 POGs
12 High ranking POGs
13 Right now in 1-67AR you answer to POGs when they should be going to parade rest for your cherries
14 SSG Sayers, your first squad leader called you a beaner every FUCKING day for 6 months and there wasn’t a FUCKING thing you could do about it cuz EO is FUCKING worthless
15 SFC Snyder, while on a 4 day mission made you and 30 other motherfuckers carry CINDERBLOCKS to the roof of a two story house, IN FULL FUCKING BATTLE-RATTLE in 130 FUCKING degree heat
16 The BULLSHIT you have to go through for being single and for living in the barracks
17 That piece of SHIT counselor whose whole family you’re gonna kill in front of that got you to sign on the dotted line and said the minimum for the infantry is 4 years, while 10 days later you met several indivisuals with 2 year contracts
18 You can’t quit when you want
19 You can’t tell your boss he’s a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT when you want
20 You’ll always be on the move
21 Officers who can’t pass Ranger school can go back as many times as they want until they do pass but GOD FORBID they let you go once
22 With absolutely no good FUCKING reason we run every FUCKING day
23 9/11 speeches
24 Dumbasses who love Bush
25 Dumbasses who think 9/11 and Iraq are linked together
26 Dumbfucks who come up to you and say more people die in the US everyday than Iraq, well you pieces of shit let me shed some light on the subject, when the american business man drives to work he doesnt have to worry about 500lb bombs blowing him to pieces, and if he by some miracle of god lives, and he ONLY gets burned on 90% of his body where the doctors cut off his FUCKING legs to maintain blood flow and he’ll get to live with no legs covered in burns for the rest of his life, ASSUMING he lives through the surgery, YEAH that shit aint got nothin on drive-bys asshole, bet you didnt read about any of that SHIT in USA TODAY!
27 Racism is everywhere in the army
28 Long pointless speeches when being released from a long hard fucking day
29 Waking up early as FUCK everyfuckingday for PT
30 Mandatory barracks maintenance on your FUCKING day off
31 If you wanna go home to see your family in another state, you need permission
32 Some weak high ranking pussy POG came up with "Army Strong"
33 You’ll make twice as much working as a FUCKING cashier at a MOTHERFUCKIN McDonald’s
34 The Army rewards shitbags, example, Private CHARLIE IN 1-22. pissed hot for marijuana, got kicked out with an honorable discharge, MUST BE NICE
35 They let kids get blown to FUCKING pieces, but GOD FORBID THEY HAVE ONE FUCKING BEER
36 Your fucking recruiter forgot to mention that the Infantry really means you’re the fucking garbage man, secretary, janitor, landscaper, mailman, mechanic.......
37 01Jul07, you went to see the chaplain because your WHORISH girlfriend at the time cheated on you but you didn’t get to see the SON OF A BITCH until 5 days later because it wasnt any good for their schedule
38 10Jul07, today, just like the rest of the FUCKING week, you watched at least 3 companies get released while you stayed at work
39 Army bitches (for the most part, there are exceptions, i know, i've slept with some of them) are the most hideous MONSTROSITIES this country can produce, you call them TLDs (Trolls Lookin 4 Dick)
40 BITCH ASS POGs who think they’re your equal
41 POGs get to sing Ranger candence AND GO TO RANGER SCHOOL!!!
42 PIECES OF SHIT WHO BUY RANGER TABS TO MOTIVATE THEIR SORRY WORTHLESS SELVES
43 Bitch ass stress cards
44 They got rid of BDUs as soon as you FUCKING got in and made you wear ACUs which makes everyone look like they’re walkin around in pajamas
45 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE could make Seargant Major in today’s pussy Army! JUST ASK MINE
46 The Retention guy (guy who gets you to reenlist) won’t leave you the FUCK alone
47 They insult your intelligence constantly by waving money at you to reenlist
48 24Jul07, they made your company run with tankers today and it probably wont be the last time either
49 31Jul07, just when you were gettin motivated again they locked you down to the company because one private has a thing for using steroids
50 On the same fucking day they searched your room like they would an inmate at a prison
51 Before 1SG Owens came, in 1-67AR it was FUCKING OK to piss hot, it was FUCKING OK to be a fat FUCK, it was FUCKING OK to fail a motherfuckin PT test
52 ON THE SAME F U C K I N G DAY, they then searched your motherfuckin car
53 21Aug07, they made you pick out grass from fields of rocks (AGAIN)
54 22AUG07, after a surprise PT test they made you do an arms room layout (no breakfast afterwards) of course, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
55 POGs think they’re BITCH ASS CAB (Combat Action Badge) is somethin to be FUCKIN proud of
56 Sgt Ashley and his ugly ass daughter that he brings to work everyday and is always screamin in the CP
57 Evertime we get a new commander we have to stand outside for hours singin stupid fucking songs
58 The Army song
59 The 4ID song
60 All the fucking creeds you have to learn
61 Oak Tree Counseling (pretty much a record of what you're GOING to do on the weekend, with a queer name attached to it)
62 05Sep07 they made you stay until 1930 for no fuckin reason
63 06Sep07, you got released at 1730 just to get called back in an hour and a half later
64 21Sep07, for no good fucking reason you’re still at work fucking watching fat ass POGs and other 11Bs go home, its almost 6FUCKINGO’CLOCK and you’re still nowhere near to bein released
65 23Sep07, its FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT, 1900, and those FUCKING ASSHOLES called you in at FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE THEIR BULLSHIT COULDNT FUCKING WAIT TILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
66 you’re not an NCO, but you sure as HELL do their FUCKING job
67 In civilian jobs theres set hours (with overtime), in the Army theres the SHAFT, BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS
68 "HEY YOU" details
69 Theres no such thing as a 4 hour recall in the civilian world, where if your job calls you no matter the time you have 4 hours to get there
70 06Oct07, they have the NERVE to ask you to reenlist when the day before your 2 week gunnery they keep you at work for somethin you didnt do (AGAIN)
-big time lapse right here due to alot of work and little freetime
71 After holiday block leave you went straight to the field where you FROZE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF
72 With no heat until the last couple of days, you got woken up by those NAZIS from 1st platoon and they made you move AWAY from the heater cuz they did a PISS POOR job puttin up their tent and it got blown down, fags
73 24Jan08, they made you do combatives outside when it was cold enough for your FUCKING dick to get gangrene
74 The Army FUCKING rewards you for saying "I DO" when they SHOULD be FUCKING talking you out of it
75 05Feb08, RIGHT BEFORE you were suppose to be released and enjoy the rest of your day off, there was an SIR (serious incident report), that was at 1700, its 21FUCKING30 AS YOU WRITE THIS
76 05Feb08(continued), you stayed at that MOTHERFUCKER till 0100
77 05Feb08(continued), its no longer allowed to "pin" anyone when they get promoted cuz certain PUSSIES like to start crying and its now considered "hazing"
78 05Feb08(continued) after the formation you had just to tell you you WERENT going home, they made you train FUCKING outside, in the FUCKING cold, for FUCKING hours while they were all inside, WEIRD
79 06Feb08, even though you didnt leave work till 0100, you still had to show up for PT later on at 0545
80 AFTER ALL THE TIMES THESE DICKHEADS FUCKED YOU OVER, THEY STILL HAVE THAT STUPID CONFUSED LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN YOU SAY YOU’RE NOT REENLISTING
81 13Feb08, even though theres nothing FUCKING left to do in the motorpool for services, we are STILL FUCKING EXPECTED TO STAY HERE TILL M O T H E R F U C K I N 2200 BECAUSE OF OUR FAT WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT BATTALION COMMANDER WHOSE PROBABLY AT FUCKING HOME ENJOYING HIS GODDAMN KRISPY KREMES
82 Watching POGs go home before you makes you wanna KILL everyone who isnt INFANTRY,....including civilians
83 15Feb08, Its your 25th birthday and you’ve "celebrated" it at work instead of going to Denver to see George Lopez like you planned. OH YEAH, THIS IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER! As a matter of fact you’re STILL "celebrating" it at work and its past 7FUCKINGO’CLOCK!
for now, to be continued...
PART 2
Right now I'm currently back in the asshole of the planet (Iraq for those of you who've never been). Alot of what I've wrote here has happened in the last 9 months, a few, a little bit earlier. But most of it is going to refer to 2 certain individuals, both are my bosses but theres still quite a few people between me and these 2 motherfuckers, so outta respect to those guys I'm giving these 2 ASSHOLES codenames. The first I'll call "Lucky", why you ask, cuz this MOTHERFUCKER is lucky he hasn't been shot by his own FUCKING men by now let alone HAJ (nickname we have for Iraqis or pretty much anyone middle eastern). The other one I'll call Krispy Kreme, why you ask, cuz hes a fucking tanker. We in the Infantry perceive tankers the same way civilians perceive police officers, fat, useless, and always stuffin their face with doughnuts! Now I know that NOT all police officers are fat, useless, and always stuffin their face, just like NOT all tankers are like that, but they're still POGs so who gives a FUCK. Krispy Kreme is Lucky's boss, hes right above him, so I gotta answer to him as well. nuff said.
84. Lucky actually gave us a curfew while in the rear!
85. 3 guys we all knew died and at the ceremony he was the only one who didn't shed one tear
86. Lucky made you hug him
87. Later on that same night, that PIECE OF SHIT flexed his fucking rank and kicked you off the phone!!! It did bring a smile to your face though when his wife didn't answer, hopefully she's getting railed out by some private in rear D.
87. During winter our water heater was broken, so everytime we'd take showers the water would pretty much give you hypothermia, but leave it to ole LUCKY to have a working one, then leave it to the SON OF A BITCH to say that only E7s and above are allowed to use his showers (thats right plural). PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
88. When we get back I know we're gonna have to wait on him at the end of a Friday just so he can give us his long FAGGOT speeches
89. Then there was the time he flipped out cuz he didn't like the way PFC J tied down his nods, and starts yellin at the leadership,...................i hope his wife is pregnant when he goes home.
90. He almost fired your LT for a "lack of loyalty", which pretty much means he didn't suck his dick or kiss his ass........................i hope she has twins
91. He tried on several ocassions to get a SGT to make him coffee, cuz APPARENTLY thats just wtf SGTs are for, MAKING COFFEE FOR HIS LAZY FUCKING ASS!!!.........................and i especially hope the twins are black
92. He says he was an SF medic
93. He says he was an E-6 Ranger
94. That somehow changed to E-5
95. That later changed to E-4
96. He has a different combat patch for every day of the week
97. If you haven't guessed by now his entire career along with his uniform are all a LIE.
98. He made you hate Rangers, assuming he ever was one
99. Not only would you NOT take a bullet for him, you've considered the option of hiring an insurgent to take him out
100. When he first arrived, he made you watch a slideshow...............ABOUT HIM!
101. He throws temper tantrums when we're not in the right uniform............BUT, you've seen him on several ocassions not even IN uniform, IN FUCKING CIVILIAN CLOTHES!!! AT THE GYM!!! YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!!!!!
102. Patrol Briefs, you'd think he was on his period if everyone isn't there for them
103. He lectures for hours and hours about NOT drinking and driving, yet he himself does it, WEIRD
104. Everytime he walks in the room you suddenly get very angry and have to leave
105. Whenever ole Krispy Kreme comes around theres really no delay whatsoever when it comes to Lucky slobbin on his knob.
106. He thinks we like him
107. He thinks we respect him
108. He thinks we won't kill him
109. God I hate him
110. Currently we're at this tiny base where theres showers, but we're not allowed to use them. We have to wait 6 days before we rotate to the rear to shower, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND ASK THAT SON OF A BITCH IF HE WAITS 6 FUCKING DAYS FOR A SHOWER! MUST BE FUCKING NICE
111. 24Dec2008, your squad leader SSG EARNEST WILLARD WENTWORTH III, made you do Crossfit, yep, that HORRIBLE INHUMANE PT session on CHRISTMAS FUCKING EVE at 9 o'clock at night WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS AT THE PHONES OR IN BED AFTER A LONG DAY OF MISSIONS! congratulations Dubs, you made the list
112, Someone thought it would be "cool" to have a bonfire New Years Eve............in Kirkuk, fags
113. SGM details......................IN IRAQ!!!
114. (Date unknown) they PULLED you off of mission, JUST SO YOU COULD DO SGM DETAIL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THATS MORE VITAL THAN DOING A FUCKING MISSION IN GODDAMN IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
115. For a little bit there ole Krispy Kreme made us turn in all our machine guns after missions just to make us draw them out before missions. TURN IN OUR MACHINE GUNS IN IRAQ, this sack of shit CLAIMS hes been here before!!!!
116. Ole Krispy Kreme told us we weren't allowed to have our shotguns on us at chow, it had to be M4s..........yet,................I NEVER ONCE SEEM THAT LARD ASS WITH AN M4, HIS LAZY SACK OF SHIT ASS ALWAYS HAD A PUSSY 9mil,...........i hope his wife is getting railed out too
117. SFC King smoked you cuz he wanted you in the right frame of mind for when you smoked PVT Bergeron...................who wasn't your soldier........congratulations SFC, you made the list
118. For a while there (and I blame SFC King for this as well) they kept puttin dumbasses in charge of you WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TO IRAQ.......thats twice
119. At WLC all your buddies ditched you and left you to be the only 11B in your class
120. Then you had to ENDURE POGs talk about how hard their jobs are because you're not allowed to speak your mind in WLC. The worst were the MPs (the women's Infantry)
121. A woman you knew kept arguing with you that her FAG (field artillery guy) husband WASN'T a POG, why, cuz he was in the 4th INFANTRY Division, congratulations Christina you made the list
122. Stripe chasers, women who know more about the Army than you do and try to trap you, congratulations..........too many fucking names to list, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
123. You have Battalion formations ALLLLLLLLLL the fucking time, I mean, WTF
124. You lent out your copy of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" to 2nd PLT and never got it back, still FUCKING pissed about that.
125. Iraqi kids, those ugly annoying little fucks
126. Iraqi dogs those loud annoying little fucks
127. Right now you're wearing a "combat" shirt that says ARMY STRONG, so gay
128. The only women in Iraq are too young, too old, or Army TLDs
129. In 1-22IN you got called in ONCE on a weekend, and it was cuz Ft Hood was ON FIRE, in 1-67AR you get called in if Krispy Kreme doesn't get the right assortment of Krispy Kremes!
130. POGs who have to do patrols and somehow get it in their USELESS FUCKING heads that they're as hardcore as the Infantry
131. Ft Benning, GA was once known as "The Home of the Infantry", now tankers have POLLUTED that Holy Land
132. You're allowed to have cell phones in basic training now
133. If you were to stay in and one day become a Drill Sergeant, theres a STRONG possiblity that you would have to train POGs
134. PUSSIES like PVTs Mahaffey, McCall, Traylor, Howell, Rodhammel, Ryan, and Rice some FUCKING way slip through the cracks and GRADUATE basic training,........
135. SHITBAGS LIKE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE S T I L L FLOWING IN
136. Pussies who kill themselves and cause you to go to "Suicide Prevention" classes,........which I just wish LUCKY would do, the class would be worth it
137. Pussies who've been to Iraq before, leave the new guys to the wolves, and pull some BULLSHIT outta their ass like PTSD just so they dont have to come back........I MAN-NED THE FUCK UP BITCH, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA?!
138. Waiting for HOURS on end for those SHITBAG EOD queers, YEAH, not gonna miss that
139. Babysitting PUSSIES like Ryan and Rodhammel who are always tryin to "kill" themselves. They didn't succeed either cuz they're too weak or too stupid, JUST FUCKING DO IT, ILL GO TO THE FUCKING CLASSES, F U C K I N G DO YOU PUSSIES!!!!
140. Iraqi bugs are just like Lucky, they're all havin ROID RAGE,
141. 1st Field exercise with SFC King (3 times) he made you dig a hole with your E tool in full battle rattle and while did nothing but talk complete S H I T about the Dallas Cowboys!
142. You've been smoked more as an E5 than you ever were as a Private...............thats twice Dubs
143. SSG Wentworth's version of monthly counselings......THEY'RE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH!!!! UGH!!!! 3 TIMES!!!!!
144. You hear the word "Reenlist" about 300 times a day just because you're the only one who's managed to stick to your guns!!! I'VE DUG MY TRENCHES AND I'M NOT BUDGING!!!
145. The Infantry has turned you pretty gay since theres NO women around, if you're an 11B you get it.
146. SFC King gave Cobb your team and made you his gunner, which made you proud of Cobb...............at first, then you spent the entire FUCKING day in the motor pool because of those SHITBAG mechanics
147. Someone finally had the balls to stand up to Lucky and THREATENED his life (thats GANGSTA) so they fired him and he has to be escorted wherever he goes
148. SFC King made you his gunner JUST for him to leave, and leave you with someone who is the very REASON why no one respects the Army and why everyone THINKS the Marine Corps is hardcore, they've got just as many POGS AS WE DO, THEY AINT FUCKING SPECIAL!!!!
149. Whether or not you get out, everyone that you've sucked with in the extreme heat, in the extreme cold, in extreme stressful conditions cuz of DICKHEADS like LUCKY and KRISPY KREME, everyone always disperses. Guys will get out, guys will PCS, THE guys are always separated no way around it
150. EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKIN MAMA KEEPS SAYIN THAT YOU'LL BE BACK, THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE CIVILIAN LIFE AND YOU'LL JUST CRAWL RIGHT BACK.............F U C K T H A T ! ! ! YOU'RE GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING PROVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now thats pretty much it, ummmm, theres SHITLOAD more reasons too like Krispy Kremes FAGGOT letters that come out every now and then about how Smoking (punishing someone with exercises like pushups) is wrong and hazing and "unauthorize". But the last time I checked, the I in 4ID stood for FUCKING I N F A N T R Y, SO THAT FAT FUCK IS ATTACHED TO ME!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, EAT SHIT AND DIE ALREADY!!! I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW TO GO SMOKE SOME PRIVATES, BITCH!!!! Theres a pretty good chance that I've offended you the reader cuz I guess I have one of those types of personalities, so all I can say to that is,.........MAN THE FUCK UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP, BELIEVE IT OR NOT I TONED IT DOWN AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME!!! GO KILL YOURSELF........nuff said
In case you're wondering what this is, its a list I wrote over the last couple of years to help remind me of why I shouldn't reenlist. Because there was a time when I really did want to do nothing else except this job. But the Army or 4ID or whoever was in charge kept giving me the shaft time and time again and I felt that I needed reminders in case I happened to accidently forget and end up signin somethin I shouldn't have. Most of this was written before I was promoted to Sgt and some was even written before my Platoon Sgt made me a team leader, which is when alot of my thinking changed, or at least all of my anger was just focused upon the privates through some serious "Quality time". One day I was told to give the privates a class, it was like at the end of a Friday, the poor bastards had had every class imaginable throughout the week and were sick and tired of seein me just as much as I was of them. But nevertheless, we were all standin around not doin shit like we always were and "They" (leadership, ncos, whoever) didnt like it. So I gathered everyone up and decided to read off what I had written at the time as my class. They thought it was fuckin hilarious but the NCOs didn't, they said it was "demoralizing" and lectured me. I STAND BY MY DECISION, so fuck it.
Reasons why NOT to reenlist
Let me explain somethin before you read this, i dont know if this is gonna get passed around, i may or may not get in trouble i really dont care. but before i start you’re gonna see the word POG alot, People Other than Grunts are everywhere, chances are you met one and didnt know it. these motherfuckers are the ones with jobs like water purifyer, MPs, communications, field artillery, supply, cooks, tankers, and so on. If you’re not Infantry or Special Forces then you’re FUCKING SUPPORT, THE WHOLE REASON YOU HAVE A JOB IS BECAUSE OF ME! YOU'RE A GODDAMN CIVILIAN WHO FOR WHATEVER REASON HAS THE HONOR AND FUCKING PRIVELAGE OF WEARING MY UNIFORM!!!! there are 2 exceptions tho, medics, in iraq our platoon medic Spc Kyle Krull was down on the ground with us every GOD FORSAKEN step of the way, if we were suckin, HE was suckin. its because of him that i gained a new found respect for medics. and if an Army bitch marries an 11B she revokes her POG status. but POGs are everywhere and are always the ones who do NOTHING, yet come back home and tell their families all kinds of crazy war stories, rest assured, they did NOTHING in iraq except hog up the phones and hog up the computers so that REAL soldiers could not communicate with their friends and families, THANK YOU YOU PIECES OF SHIT. if celebrities came to visit, it were the POGs they saw. these guys are worthless, SO if you know or meet a soldier (and the same applies to Marines) before you listen to anything they have to say, i want you to ask, what is your job, if they say INFANTRY, SF, or COMBAT MEDIC, by all means hug them, they’ve earned it. they have busted their ASSES in some way or another to where they should own their own fucking STATE! but if they say ANY FUCKING THING else and chances are they will, KICK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING N U T S and call them a little BITCH FOR JOINING THE ARMY/MARINES to be a FUCKIN MECHANIC OR LAUNDRY SERVICE OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT THEY SAY! then tell them how you’re going to shoot their parents for raising such a worthless SNIVELING VAG, nuff said
1 They won't let you go to Airborne school unless you reenlist
2 They won’t let you go to Ranger school unless you reenlist
3 They’ll send you right back to Iraq for a 2nd, 3rd and 4th tour
4 Privates are starting to get away with murder and they're all FUCKING FRIENDS with their leadership
5 23Jun07, they woke you up at 5am (on a Sat) for somethin you and your men didn’t do, it was an all day event for you and over 100 other guys because some asshole you never hang out with wanted to beat his wife and kid the night before
6 Your first Sat back from Iraq POGs woke you and everyone else up to clean the barracks, because those pieces of shit have nothin better to do, i guess they don't know how to work a mop either
7 Roadmarches
8 Theres a serious lack of pride in 1-67AR, its run by POGs, its not ok to be FUCKIN INFANTRY, while in 1-22IN POGs knew there place amongst us 11B GODS
9 After 3 months of trying to get a fuckin signature for laser eye surgery (which is suppose to be free in the army) you finally got the paper back just for them to say you can’t get it 3 days later
10 You have asthma
11 POGs
12 High ranking POGs
13 Right now in 1-67AR you answer to POGs when they should be going to parade rest for your cherries
14 SSG Sayers, your first squad leader called you a beaner every FUCKING day for 6 months and there wasn’t a FUCKING thing you could do about it cuz EO is FUCKING worthless
15 SFC Snyder, while on a 4 day mission made you and 30 other motherfuckers carry CINDERBLOCKS to the roof of a two story house, IN FULL FUCKING BATTLE-RATTLE in 130 FUCKING degree heat
16 The BULLSHIT you have to go through for being single and for living in the barracks
17 That piece of SHIT counselor whose whole family you’re gonna kill in front of that got you to sign on the dotted line and said the minimum for the infantry is 4 years, while 10 days later you met several indivisuals with 2 year contracts
18 You can’t quit when you want
19 You can’t tell your boss he’s a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT when you want
20 You’ll always be on the move
21 Officers who can’t pass Ranger school can go back as many times as they want until they do pass but GOD FORBID they let you go once
22 With absolutely no good FUCKING reason we run every FUCKING day
23 9/11 speeches
24 Dumbasses who love Bush
25 Dumbasses who think 9/11 and Iraq are linked together
26 Dumbfucks who come up to you and say more people die in the US everyday than Iraq, well you pieces of shit let me shed some light on the subject, when the american business man drives to work he doesnt have to worry about 500lb bombs blowing him to pieces, and if he by some miracle of god lives, and he ONLY gets burned on 90% of his body where the doctors cut off his FUCKING legs to maintain blood flow and he’ll get to live with no legs covered in burns for the rest of his life, ASSUMING he lives through the surgery, YEAH that shit aint got nothin on drive-bys asshole, bet you didnt read about any of that SHIT in USA TODAY!
27 Racism is everywhere in the army
28 Long pointless speeches when being released from a long hard fucking day
29 Waking up early as FUCK everyfuckingday for PT
30 Mandatory barracks maintenance on your FUCKING day off
31 If you wanna go home to see your family in another state, you need permission
32 Some weak high ranking pussy POG came up with "Army Strong"
33 You’ll make twice as much working as a FUCKING cashier at a MOTHERFUCKIN McDonald’s
34 The Army rewards shitbags, example, Private CHARLIE IN 1-22. pissed hot for marijuana, got kicked out with an honorable discharge, MUST BE NICE
35 They let kids get blown to FUCKING pieces, but GOD FORBID THEY HAVE ONE FUCKING BEER
36 Your fucking recruiter forgot to mention that the Infantry really means you’re the fucking garbage man, secretary, janitor, landscaper, mailman, mechanic.......
37 01Jul07, you went to see the chaplain because your WHORISH girlfriend at the time cheated on you but you didn’t get to see the SON OF A BITCH until 5 days later because it wasnt any good for their schedule
38 10Jul07, today, just like the rest of the FUCKING week, you watched at least 3 companies get released while you stayed at work
39 Army bitches (for the most part, there are exceptions, i know, i've slept with some of them) are the most hideous MONSTROSITIES this country can produce, you call them TLDs (Trolls Lookin 4 Dick)
40 BITCH ASS POGs who think they’re your equal
41 POGs get to sing Ranger candence AND GO TO RANGER SCHOOL!!!
42 PIECES OF SHIT WHO BUY RANGER TABS TO MOTIVATE THEIR SORRY WORTHLESS SELVES
43 Bitch ass stress cards
44 They got rid of BDUs as soon as you FUCKING got in and made you wear ACUs which makes everyone look like they’re walkin around in pajamas
45 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE could make Seargant Major in today’s pussy Army! JUST ASK MINE
46 The Retention guy (guy who gets you to reenlist) won’t leave you the FUCK alone
47 They insult your intelligence constantly by waving money at you to reenlist
48 24Jul07, they made your company run with tankers today and it probably wont be the last time either
49 31Jul07, just when you were gettin motivated again they locked you down to the company because one private has a thing for using steroids
50 On the same fucking day they searched your room like they would an inmate at a prison
51 Before 1SG Owens came, in 1-67AR it was FUCKING OK to piss hot, it was FUCKING OK to be a fat FUCK, it was FUCKING OK to fail a motherfuckin PT test
52 ON THE SAME F U C K I N G DAY, they then searched your motherfuckin car
53 21Aug07, they made you pick out grass from fields of rocks (AGAIN)
54 22AUG07, after a surprise PT test they made you do an arms room layout (no breakfast afterwards) of course, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
55 POGs think they’re BITCH ASS CAB (Combat Action Badge) is somethin to be FUCKIN proud of
56 Sgt Ashley and his ugly ass daughter that he brings to work everyday and is always screamin in the CP
57 Evertime we get a new commander we have to stand outside for hours singin stupid fucking songs
58 The Army song
59 The 4ID song
60 All the fucking creeds you have to learn
61 Oak Tree Counseling (pretty much a record of what you're GOING to do on the weekend, with a queer name attached to it)
62 05Sep07 they made you stay until 1930 for no fuckin reason
63 06Sep07, you got released at 1730 just to get called back in an hour and a half later
64 21Sep07, for no good fucking reason you’re still at work fucking watching fat ass POGs and other 11Bs go home, its almost 6FUCKINGO’CLOCK and you’re still nowhere near to bein released
65 23Sep07, its FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT, 1900, and those FUCKING ASSHOLES called you in at FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE THEIR BULLSHIT COULDNT FUCKING WAIT TILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
66 you’re not an NCO, but you sure as HELL do their FUCKING job
67 In civilian jobs theres set hours (with overtime), in the Army theres the SHAFT, BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS
68 "HEY YOU" details
69 Theres no such thing as a 4 hour recall in the civilian world, where if your job calls you no matter the time you have 4 hours to get there
70 06Oct07, they have the NERVE to ask you to reenlist when the day before your 2 week gunnery they keep you at work for somethin you didnt do (AGAIN)
-big time lapse right here due to alot of work and little freetime
71 After holiday block leave you went straight to the field where you FROZE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF
72 With no heat until the last couple of days, you got woken up by those NAZIS from 1st platoon and they made you move AWAY from the heater cuz they did a PISS POOR job puttin up their tent and it got blown down, fags
73 24Jan08, they made you do combatives outside when it was cold enough for your FUCKING dick to get gangrene
74 The Army FUCKING rewards you for saying "I DO" when they SHOULD be FUCKING talking you out of it
75 05Feb08, RIGHT BEFORE you were suppose to be released and enjoy the rest of your day off, there was an SIR (serious incident report), that was at 1700, its 21FUCKING30 AS YOU WRITE THIS
76 05Feb08(continued), you stayed at that MOTHERFUCKER till 0100
77 05Feb08(continued), its no longer allowed to "pin" anyone when they get promoted cuz certain PUSSIES like to start crying and its now considered "hazing"
78 05Feb08(continued) after the formation you had just to tell you you WERENT going home, they made you train FUCKING outside, in the FUCKING cold, for FUCKING hours while they were all inside, WEIRD
79 06Feb08, even though you didnt leave work till 0100, you still had to show up for PT later on at 0545
80 AFTER ALL THE TIMES THESE DICKHEADS FUCKED YOU OVER, THEY STILL HAVE THAT STUPID CONFUSED LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN YOU SAY YOU’RE NOT REENLISTING
81 13Feb08, even though theres nothing FUCKING left to do in the motorpool for services, we are STILL FUCKING EXPECTED TO STAY HERE TILL M O T H E R F U C K I N 2200 BECAUSE OF OUR FAT WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT BATTALION COMMANDER WHOSE PROBABLY AT FUCKING HOME ENJOYING HIS GODDAMN KRISPY KREMES
82 Watching POGs go home before you makes you wanna KILL everyone who isnt INFANTRY,....including civilians
83 15Feb08, Its your 25th birthday and you’ve "celebrated" it at work instead of going to Denver to see George Lopez like you planned. OH YEAH, THIS IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER! As a matter of fact you’re STILL "celebrating" it at work and its past 7FUCKINGO’CLOCK!
for now, to be continued...
PART 2
Right now I'm currently back in the asshole of the planet (Iraq for those of you who've never been). Alot of what I've wrote here has happened in the last 9 months, a few, a little bit earlier. But most of it is going to refer to 2 certain individuals, both are my bosses but theres still quite a few people between me and these 2 motherfuckers, so outta respect to those guys I'm giving these 2 ASSHOLES codenames. The first I'll call "Lucky", why you ask, cuz this MOTHERFUCKER is lucky he hasn't been shot by his own FUCKING men by now let alone HAJ (nickname we have for Iraqis or pretty much anyone middle eastern). The other one I'll call Krispy Kreme, why you ask, cuz hes a fucking tanker. We in the Infantry perceive tankers the same way civilians perceive police officers, fat, useless, and always stuffin their face with doughnuts! Now I know that NOT all police officers are fat, useless, and always stuffin their face, just like NOT all tankers are like that, but they're still POGs so who gives a FUCK. Krispy Kreme is Lucky's boss, hes right above him, so I gotta answer to him as well. nuff said.
84. Lucky actually gave us a curfew while in the rear!
85. 3 guys we all knew died and at the ceremony he was the only one who didn't shed one tear
86. Lucky made you hug him
87. Later on that same night, that PIECE OF SHIT flexed his fucking rank and kicked you off the phone!!! It did bring a smile to your face though when his wife didn't answer, hopefully she's getting railed out by some private in rear D.
87. During winter our water heater was broken, so everytime we'd take showers the water would pretty much give you hypothermia, but leave it to ole LUCKY to have a working one, then leave it to the SON OF A BITCH to say that only E7s and above are allowed to use his showers (thats right plural). PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
88. When we get back I know we're gonna have to wait on him at the end of a Friday just so he can give us his long FAGGOT speeches
89. Then there was the time he flipped out cuz he didn't like the way PFC J tied down his nods, and starts yellin at the leadership,...................i hope his wife is pregnant when he goes home.
90. He almost fired your LT for a "lack of loyalty", which pretty much means he didn't suck his dick or kiss his ass........................i hope she has twins
91. He tried on several ocassions to get a SGT to make him coffee, cuz APPARENTLY thats just wtf SGTs are for, MAKING COFFEE FOR HIS LAZY FUCKING ASS!!!.........................and i especially hope the twins are black
92. He says he was an SF medic
93. He says he was an E-6 Ranger
94. That somehow changed to E-5
95. That later changed to E-4
96. He has a different combat patch for every day of the week
97. If you haven't guessed by now his entire career along with his uniform are all a LIE.
98. He made you hate Rangers, assuming he ever was one
99. Not only would you NOT take a bullet for him, you've considered the option of hiring an insurgent to take him out
100. When he first arrived, he made you watch a slideshow...............ABOUT HIM!
101. He throws temper tantrums when we're not in the right uniform............BUT, you've seen him on several ocassions not even IN uniform, IN FUCKING CIVILIAN CLOTHES!!! AT THE GYM!!! YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!!!!!
102. Patrol Briefs, you'd think he was on his period if everyone isn't there for them
103. He lectures for hours and hours about NOT drinking and driving, yet he himself does it, WEIRD
104. Everytime he walks in the room you suddenly get very angry and have to leave
105. Whenever ole Krispy Kreme comes around theres really no delay whatsoever when it comes to Lucky slobbin on his knob.
106. He thinks we like him
107. He thinks we respect him
108. He thinks we won't kill him
109. God I hate him
110. Currently we're at this tiny base where theres showers, but we're not allowed to use them. We have to wait 6 days before we rotate to the rear to shower, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND ASK THAT SON OF A BITCH IF HE WAITS 6 FUCKING DAYS FOR A SHOWER! MUST BE FUCKING NICE
111. 24Dec2008, your squad leader SSG EARNEST WILLARD WENTWORTH III, made you do Crossfit, yep, that HORRIBLE INHUMANE PT session on CHRISTMAS FUCKING EVE at 9 o'clock at night WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS AT THE PHONES OR IN BED AFTER A LONG DAY OF MISSIONS! congratulations Dubs, you made the list
112, Someone thought it would be "cool" to have a bonfire New Years Eve............in Kirkuk, fags
113. SGM details......................IN IRAQ!!!
114. (Date unknown) they PULLED you off of mission, JUST SO YOU COULD DO SGM DETAIL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THATS MORE VITAL THAN DOING A FUCKING MISSION IN GODDAMN IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
115. For a little bit there ole Krispy Kreme made us turn in all our machine guns after missions just to make us draw them out before missions. TURN IN OUR MACHINE GUNS IN IRAQ, this sack of shit CLAIMS hes been here before!!!!
116. Ole Krispy Kreme told us we weren't allowed to have our shotguns on us at chow, it had to be M4s..........yet,................I NEVER ONCE SEEM THAT LARD ASS WITH AN M4, HIS LAZY SACK OF SHIT ASS ALWAYS HAD A PUSSY 9mil,...........i hope his wife is getting railed out too
117. SFC King smoked you cuz he wanted you in the right frame of mind for when you smoked PVT Bergeron...................who wasn't your soldier........congratulations SFC, you made the list
118. For a while there (and I blame SFC King for this as well) they kept puttin dumbasses in charge of you WHO'VE NEVER BEEN TO IRAQ.......thats twice
119. At WLC all your buddies ditched you and left you to be the only 11B in your class
120. Then you had to ENDURE POGs talk about how hard their jobs are because you're not allowed to speak your mind in WLC. The worst were the MPs (the women's Infantry)
121. A woman you knew kept arguing with you that her FAG (field artillery guy) husband WASN'T a POG, why, cuz he was in the 4th INFANTRY Division, congratulations Christina you made the list
122. Stripe chasers, women who know more about the Army than you do and try to trap you, congratulations..........too many fucking names to list, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
123. You have Battalion formations ALLLLLLLLLL the fucking time, I mean, WTF
124. You lent out your copy of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" to 2nd PLT and never got it back, still FUCKING pissed about that.
125. Iraqi kids, those ugly annoying little fucks
126. Iraqi dogs those loud annoying little fucks
127. Right now you're wearing a "combat" shirt that says ARMY STRONG, so gay
128. The only women in Iraq are too young, too old, or Army TLDs
129. In 1-22IN you got called in ONCE on a weekend, and it was cuz Ft Hood was ON FIRE, in 1-67AR you get called in if Krispy Kreme doesn't get the right assortment of Krispy Kremes!
130. POGs who have to do patrols and somehow get it in their USELESS FUCKING heads that they're as hardcore as the Infantry
131. Ft Benning, GA was once known as "The Home of the Infantry", now tankers have POLLUTED that Holy Land
132. You're allowed to have cell phones in basic training now
133. If you were to stay in and one day become a Drill Sergeant, theres a STRONG possiblity that you would have to train POGs
134. PUSSIES like PVTs Mahaffey, McCall, Traylor, Howell, Rodhammel, Ryan, and Rice some FUCKING way slip through the cracks and GRADUATE basic training,........
135. SHITBAGS LIKE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE S T I L L FLOWING IN
136. Pussies who kill themselves and cause you to go to "Suicide Prevention" classes,........which I just wish LUCKY would do, the class would be worth it
137. Pussies who've been to Iraq before, leave the new guys to the wolves, and pull some BULLSHIT outta their ass like PTSD just so they dont have to come back........I MAN-NED THE FUCK UP BITCH, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA?!
138. Waiting for HOURS on end for those SHITBAG EOD queers, YEAH, not gonna miss that
139. Babysitting PUSSIES like Ryan and Rodhammel who are always tryin to "kill" themselves. They didn't succeed either cuz they're too weak or too stupid, JUST FUCKING DO IT, ILL GO TO THE FUCKING CLASSES, F U C K I N G DO YOU PUSSIES!!!!
140. Iraqi bugs are just like Lucky, they're all havin ROID RAGE,
141. 1st Field exercise with SFC King (3 times) he made you dig a hole with your E tool in full battle rattle and while did nothing but talk complete S H I T about the Dallas Cowboys!
142. You've been smoked more as an E5 than you ever were as a Private...............thats twice Dubs
143. SSG Wentworth's version of monthly counselings......THEY'RE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH!!!! UGH!!!! 3 TIMES!!!!!
144. You hear the word "Reenlist" about 300 times a day just because you're the only one who's managed to stick to your guns!!! I'VE DUG MY TRENCHES AND I'M NOT BUDGING!!!
145. The Infantry has turned you pretty gay since theres NO women around, if you're an 11B you get it.
146. SFC King gave Cobb your team and made you his gunner, which made you proud of Cobb...............at first, then you spent the entire FUCKING day in the motor pool because of those SHITBAG mechanics
147. Someone finally had the balls to stand up to Lucky and THREATENED his life (thats GANGSTA) so they fired him and he has to be escorted wherever he goes
148. SFC King made you his gunner JUST for him to leave, and leave you with someone who is the very REASON why no one respects the Army and why everyone THINKS the Marine Corps is hardcore, they've got just as many POGS AS WE DO, THEY AINT FUCKING SPECIAL!!!!
149. Whether or not you get out, everyone that you've sucked with in the extreme heat, in the extreme cold, in extreme stressful conditions cuz of DICKHEADS like LUCKY and KRISPY KREME, everyone always disperses. Guys will get out, guys will PCS, THE guys are always separated no way around it
150. EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKIN MAMA KEEPS SAYIN THAT YOU'LL BE BACK, THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE CIVILIAN LIFE AND YOU'LL JUST CRAWL RIGHT BACK.............F U C K T H A T ! ! ! YOU'RE GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING PROVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now thats pretty much it, ummmm, theres SHITLOAD more reasons too like Krispy Kremes FAGGOT letters that come out every now and then about how Smoking (punishing someone with exercises like pushups) is wrong and hazing and "unauthorize". But the last time I checked, the I in 4ID stood for FUCKING I N F A N T R Y, SO THAT FAT FUCK IS ATTACHED TO ME!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, EAT SHIT AND DIE ALREADY!!! I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW TO GO SMOKE SOME PRIVATES, BITCH!!!! Theres a pretty good chance that I've offended you the reader cuz I guess I have one of those types of personalities, so all I can say to that is,.........MAN THE FUCK UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP, BELIEVE IT OR NOT I TONED IT DOWN AND YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME!!! GO KILL YOURSELF........nuff said
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Mashonda Interview
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, i believe her! WHY?!!! Alicia!!! Why?!!! You a home wrecker and its all over the world now!! Bitches gotta watch they ding dongs around you now too....who's next?!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Bill O' Reilly on Jay-Z and Jeezy Concert
These are two of your fellow Americans who voted for Bush and McCain...
Friday, January 16, 2009
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer
For all the COmic book fans out there, movie highly anticipated...I'm just looking foward to all the special effects and new marvel characters they portray
Mexicans Gettin away from Border Patrol
My Family Running From The Border Patrol
CHEA!!!! Run FAM RUN!!! If anything they should be lettin em in right now as much money as they be spending here....Prolly why we in a recession right now cuz some dumb honkies came together and saw Minorities becoming the Majority and now they up and left and not spending their money here...hmmm?
CHEA!!!! Run FAM RUN!!! If anything they should be lettin em in right now as much money as they be spending here....Prolly why we in a recession right now cuz some dumb honkies came together and saw Minorities becoming the Majority and now they up and left and not spending their money here...hmmm?
Christina Milian "Us Against the World"
Us Against The World - Official Music Video
I was feelin everything about this video and song up until the scene with her wearing two dead crows on her arm wrapped into a necklace....
I was feelin everything about this video and song up until the scene with her wearing two dead crows on her arm wrapped into a necklace....
Puffy's Confessional
Iono bout you but i'm ready to see Faith beat that ASS! Hopefully i'll see this tonight before the crowds...
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
What's Wrong with this Parent
This kids brain isn't gonna grow right or be right from all this BS.....
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Father Lets Toddler Boys Fight
This is why not everyone should have the priviledge of having kids...Dumbass people like this fuck boy!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
TV Host Can't Keep His Composure
This shit is hilarious, even though you can't understand what the hell is going on this dude can't stop laughing (IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON PLEASE DO!) I wanna know what they're saying...
Boemerang - video powered by Metacafe
I think this guy has some vocal cord damage, and from the end of the video it looks like he lost his job for this shit...
Boemerang - video powered by Metacafe
I think this guy has some vocal cord damage, and from the end of the video it looks like he lost his job for this shit...
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The Dream Ft Lil Jon "That Booty"
| LISTEN- The Dream Ft. Lil Jon - Let Me See The Booty My Ass would Not Apply to this Song (literally), Just lettin it be Known I'd be the Chick that got Bum Rushed Out the way for being that chick w/ No ASSATALL Syndrome...ENJOY! |
Nicki Minaj "Beam Me Up Scotty"
LISTEN HERE-Nicki Minaj - Beam Me Up ScottyThat BITCH IS BACK! Ain't no one fuckin with Nicki not even Kim right now everyone fell off so I'm waiting for her to come out with either another mixtape or a CD...ALL over it...
Jay-Z Tribute to Obama's "Victory"
Its sad because even though there's been such an stepping stone in our history, there are still HATERS out there that believe Obama doesn't belong in the president's seat because of the "COLOR" of his skin and don't realize he is 10 times more qualified and smarter than Bush...
And lately a lot of people have been showing their true "COLORS" because of his Victory...and those haters are exactly that HATERS so don't pay any mind to that because in the end THEY CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!!!!
So I give this advice to you the next time someone gets under your skin, ie your boss, cop, co-worker....FUCK YOU! OBAMA'S THE PRESIDENT BITCH! Lol
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Bush's Speech on Obama's Victory
Can anyone else call BS on this? Please don't extend your advice to Obama, i'm sure he has his own administration that is more than willing to stay clear of your crap ideas...just sayin
Our New President Obama Winning Speech
If you didn't tear up when you heard the news of this man winning the election you ain't a true american! All I gotta say is African Americans first and now yall better be on the Look out CUZ MEXICANS ARE NEXT !!! SI WE CAN!!! LOL
Jesse Jackson's emotions show as he knows Barack won the election....
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
New York Apologizes to Jennifer Hudson
Can't even be mad at her for stepping up to the plate ...YOU KNOW YOU WERE WRONG!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Getting Woke Up In Class
Prime example of why you should mind your own damn business and leave people alone...its a horrible ending...picture isn't that great but great video
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
Eminem's BACK! "I'm Havin a Relapse"
I'm feelin it he sounds different....hope his next single comes out soon and you can expect his crazy lyrics as usual nothing much has changed
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
"Real Chance of Love" Reality Show
Here's a sneak peak...definitely isn't going to be too many "Flav girls" but there is going to be some smack downs in sessions
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Britney Spears Official "Womanizer" Music Video
Had to see what the hype was about...Brit doin her thang and lookin in shape...bout F'kN time you got your SHIT Together!
Neyo talks Sh*t bout Yung Berg and Chris Brown
LMAO! He said i'll three finger slap Yung Berg cuz he doesn't have originality....and why is Chris Brown musty?! LOL...Neyo!
T-Pain ft Ludacris "Chopped and Screwed"
Pretty hot, looks a lot like his other video with Wayne but its coo....i think Luda be doin his thang and don't get the recognition he deserves but anyways carry on...
Beyonce "Single Ladies" Music Video
Song is hot, she's not and neither is this video....she must be going through tough economic times and word is your hubby is strugglin to get gigs his damn self cuz this only took one shot and two toned lights....its okay beyo your sister can help you pay your billz...
Monday, October 13, 2008
The Making of the Video "Single Ladies" from Beyonce
I hate that i love this song...damn this woman! It's only cuz of her status that she gets these hits....
Thursday, October 9, 2008
New York Hatin on JHud's Happiness
As everyone knows Jennifer Hudson is engaged to one of the I Love New York contestants "Punk" otherwise known as David Ortega. So New York decided to put her business where it doesn't belong as always and gave her opinion of the situation....“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success,” Tiffany retorted earlier this week. “[But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons.”
“It’s a mixed match, it won’t work,” she says. “He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah.”
Awww TIFF TIFF are you upset because Taylor Made ended up really being the pussy we all said he was and that he portrayed in your show? Or that he dumped you on your show? Or maybe it was that your show sucked ass and your acting career never took off....oooooo hun welcome to REALITY!
Rick Ross "Yes It's Me...."
“Yes. It’s me…I never tried to hide my past. I put my name inside my cds. My company has my SS#. I could’ve put a company name… I done been up and I done been down and that’s what makes me what I am. I never ratted on a nigga. I never prosecuted a nigga. I never locked up a nigga, that’s first and foremost. I always felt that me being the nigga that I am, I never owed a nigga an explanation… When I’m making my music and I’m talking about blow, it’s because I did it. When I say that I’m rich off cocaine, it’s because i did it. Those are the street principals that apply.”
Hmm that's funny cuz i kinda remember you swore up and down that wasn't you and even said someone photoshopped your fat head.....FAKE!!! Had you come out in the first place it wouln't have been a big deal but now that you lied got caught up and then came clean make you look mad suspect....Your a Douche BAG! NEXTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
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